(from this isn’t happiness)


The Tearful Dishwasher’s Precise and Compricated Weekend Pran.


I advise you to seek similar diversion.


Okay, so, “Double Rainbow All The Way Across The Sky” and the song by Vektor Music, who, by the way, I freaking LOVE, and “The Bed Intruder Song” and, again, the cover, by Vektor Music, have become the theme songs for 2010 for all of us here at Casa Azul.

If you have not watched them, I don’t know where the fuck you’ve been, but go watch them and then come back and tell me what you think.

Also, if you don’t know, check out the original “bed intruder video” first.

I am enraptured.


Today was walking the dog on the east/west ranch and cleaning the house and cleaning the fishtank and having weekend breakfast, which is toast, two over medium fried eggs, some hard, bitter cheese, and two links of smokey chipotle chicken sausage. And a pot of thick, dark, hot coffee.

I am living it, I’ll tell you what.


And I have found the Miele multimillion dollar vacuum. In a soft turquoise color. It brings me a deep pleasure.

It likes to rock the party, as Jemaine would say.


And, Oh MY GOD!!!! I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!   She freakin’ rocks the party!!!!!


Have a goddamn good weekend, or I’ma come and find you, homeboy.