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One Man’s Saturday:

  1. Dog medicated and walked and petted.
  2. Weekend breakfast made and consumed.
  3. Load of whites soaking in hot water.
  4. Pot of strong coffee drunk.
  5. Vacuum standing by in living room.
  6. All rugs out on the back deck. 
  7. Drapes opened. Ditto windows. Ditto back door. Ditto front door.
  8. O’Keefe & Merritt pulled out from wall, standing by for field stripping, cleaning, and repair of the grillevator.
  9. Tub prepped, towels standing by for washing of the dog.
  10. Scott’s housecleaning playlist ramped up on iTunes.
  11. Scott likes to rock the party.
  12. Water softener switched off, hose out ready to water the way back and central beds.
  13. Fucking awesome artwork committed. 
  14. Ketel One standing by in the freezer.
  15. Shrimps thawing for dinner, awaiting the wok.
  16. Yoga mat and bolster cleaned, ready for action. Or inaction. What do you call lying down and breathing very deeply and slowly for half an hour? Either way, it’s heaven. 
  17. BBC’s Story of The Universe queued up on Netflix.
  18. Time’s Arrow and Archemedies Point by Huw Price standing by on the nightstand. 
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“Ready, steady, Go!”



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PS is them boyos tough or what?
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Namaste.
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